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ok, the bitch is

2005-08-17T14:30:33+02:00

hola.... from ... wales!

so heres the deal, last time i was moaning bout all that crappy shit with men, ive just come to the conclusion. I DONT GIVE A FUCK. well after gettin back off holiday, which was really boring btw, and i got a phoine call, so now i work at somerfield... kill me... well nothin much happened recently, emily had a gathering, which i wen to after work to find out that kurt crompton had not only drank 1 bottle of my vodka but also half of another, and then took the piss by drinkin my cider! bleh men! then nothin really happenened til last night after work, i wagged an hour, then me and beki went the pub and got drunk!and i was like due in at 9, didnt get in til 11.45 i was like well wettin myself, oooh i have a rant aboutthat bitch reshma munchie the bitch at work whgo put me opn crapppp hours, cos im workin night shifts til 11 on a friday and a saturday, so i aint gettin no time to see my mates fookin bitch, so when i see her gonna kick hger in the shin+!!! well gonna go find clothes and go down to work and see beki and buy some munch!!!! see ya's

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ok, the bitch

2005-08-17T14:24:05+02:00

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ok, the bitch is

2005-08-17T14:24:05+02:00

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ok, the

2005-08-17T14:24:03+02:00

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ok,

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rightoe

2005-07-13T13:01:07+02:00

hey,
not wrote in a while, just been busy...right on friday. I was bored and decieded to go into manchester on my own despite the bomb alerts n stuff, anyway got on the train at 4.30 in bolton... didnt realise it was the funeral for a friend gig so all the lil cute emo kiddies where on the train... including my mate sarah from chorley who i aint seen in absoblutely ages!

anywho, went and say on picadilly gardens for a while... then went to canal street, and couldnt see anyone i knew, so i went in mantoes, and got stuck there, on the floor, literally, the floor is sooo sticky...then saw david, wha a muther fuckin lil wanker he is, him and his mate came for a drink for me while i waited for oli, and stuarts mate told me how stuart descibed me to him, he said "stuart said think of a woman and you will get samm" i was soooo pissed off at that, anyway oli comes along and sits with us while i finish my drink, and keep givin bitchy remarks to stuart... like "watch you dont choke on youre ice cube" and "hope you dont get hit by a bus", lucy is really rubbin off on me sayin these things, i was a man possessed, then we left stuart got the finger and me n oli walked to mantoes, where i got tipsy(i was alraedy on my way cos, id drank two pints in like 20 mins)and then ended up snoggin oli, cos really im just a little bitch, and then some bitch near the bar told them that we were underage, and asked for ID for both me and oli, i would have fuckin strangled any bitch who did that to me, anyway.. we went to the cash point (*ahem*to get me pissed*)then to Thompsons, which is really good, £2 gets you a house double of anythin mixed with a soft drink, so had one of them, i was done and it was like 7 then steve phones up "im comin to manchester" eeeeeerrrr fucker!i was soo annoyed, its like he didnt trust me, i dont trust me, but its nice to think other people do!so this was when i was gettin naughty things done to me, so then me n oli went meetin steve, he was gettin pissed off cos i was been stupid claimin i didnt know where we were!pmsl! so finially get there 20 mins late, cos i thought i'd lost my phone, but it was in my bag all along!so then went back to thompsons, met christina, who i got off with at mardi gras last year, so imagine this youre with 2 other guys and a drag queen, and you the 16 year old hoe bag gay bitch has done somethin with all of them, quite the predicament im in!so anyway, we got bored of thompsons, and went to hollywood, little realising it was a shool break up themed night, so shitty 80's electro tunes where playin, the only decent song was "Atomic" by Blondie.. so had two drinks there, went in the Union!and started dancin teh moment i got there, then i made a friendwith this middle aged woman called dawn, who was really fun to dance with, and we danced til like 10.45, (yes, i do know time has flown in this story), then oli decides to go and i snog him in the middle of the dance floor in front of steve!then back off to thompsons, cos it was sooo cheap, then me got there, and started dancing again, this time, the best fuckin thing happened, i ended up inbetween two guys dancin, SAMM SANDWICH!!!that was the best moment in my slut career so far, steve wasnt impressed tho, and scared them off so then i was pissed off and then the most gorgeous guy, just my type, my height not skinny, not fat, brown hair, ended up dancin up with him, and snoggin him (there were many more guys i snogged thet night, i just dont remember much) and then made the dickhead mistake of sayin "my bf's over there" then we started talkin to these popel who were kickin off with a guy in a red tshirt, the guy in the red tee, was a kiddy fiddling teacher, so they werent impressed, then i was scared, he was lookin at me, eeeeeeeeekkkk, peado after me!crap! lol so then he went *thank god* and i went back to dancing, then we went to kebab shop, at this point it was demands not requests, so steve bought me a donner kebab, i dont know what they put on it, but it was fuckin good, oooh at the bar another guy came onto me, his name was martin, he was nice.anyway, got on the train, after it been still for too long it set off, but before it set off i had already taken root but throwing myself along a whole 4 seater row of chairs, and then fell asleep, and got woken up at bolton, i wasnt best impressed, i think i said "fuck u im sleeping" then got back to steves, and like knocked myself out on my own drunkenss, then woke up in the morning, drank about 5 litres of orange juice, then went on msn, emily said she needed me so i went to hers, we talked bout stuff, then went home, i was locked out so had to wait for dad and the kid to get back, had a really nice tea, and then got conned into goin to varsity with lucy and helen, but the bad thing was, helen and lucy got bladdered and we ended up in a chav club :S and then my n helen got the last bus at 5 past 11 after watchin a guy kick the livin shit outta his gf, then got on the bus kirk fuckin howarth got on *growl* so i got off then went in and stayed on msn til 1, then went to bed, got up at 10, i stayed in during the day, and went to emilys at 6 and then went buyin fags and pickin up matt, and went to shauny B's party, it was legendary, everyone got hammered and at 12ish we were in the back garden playin musical chairs, but the strip version, and guess who won, the least clothes, me!just in my boxers, then i stayed up all night, couldnt be bothered sleepin, then stayed up all night and all day, and then when i was jsut droppin off, andy came in my room and asked if i could take the dogs on a walk, so i was still kinda drunk and ended up sayin yeh, so i did it, walked the dogs a 3 mile walk...jesus, how tired was i?then yesterday, i went to emilys, and had my hair cut, not sure if i like it?its wierd....my dad hates it, he want impressed!lol

anyway...rambeled on way too long, see ya's later

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hey y'all

2005-06-30T20:16:17+02:00

well me n emilie were bored hsitless today, so me n emilie played hairdresser and it looks really good, now emilie feels really impressed iwth herself...

not really done anythin with my life at the moment, had great fun last night, coffee must make me horny, lets leave it at that...

well lover boys, if you know me you know who i mean, are pissing me the fuck off, "we love each other, depite the fact we 1)have known each other like 2months*2)have met each other 3 or 4 times, ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll im NOT jealous, they just piss me off with all that lovey dovey crap!gggrooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllll....

well i still need to find a job cos i owe my dad £60 and its nottt gooooood, he will murder me if i dont get it for him...

and now he is goin out with the dogs, so im goin for a cig, cos i neeed one....

ciao

Samm

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beer bad, yet so fun:D

2005-06-19T16:12:37+02:00

well ummm last night was like ... mad, i went out with this girl called rach and mick, i know rach from the jacksons, and we went down to the village as you do... and we got mich ratt assed and rach had bought him some frol in the form of wkd so i took him to the bog tpo down it, anded up snoggin him:S then we all got abit tipsy, mick started pukin when i was like at the bog, so we ended up goin outside so mick could puke, the along came carl(a guy i talk to on the nat) who knows mick...mick got really bad. so i was like lookin for water...then cris calls, and im like ohh my godd, then i agreed for him to come mine on tuesday, im my absent mindedness....:O so this is like soooo bad....

well write laters...xxxx

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life is shit

2005-06-13T18:29:38+02:00

well i just got grounded on school night from sleeping out...upsettin, cos that means im not gonna see steve til the weekend, but then it get worse, hes workin all this weekend

my life is been semi dictated by a 14 year olf control freak who thinks he knows everything, with my dad to stick up for him, so i dont get a word in edge ways, they are so stupid, all they talk about is ummm fishing ummm and enginereering! joy! hallelughah!there is a saint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well the only good thing in my life at the moment is steve!i think this relationship could work, hes nice, doesnt treat me like shit(ahem, like paddy did)erm i already have a toothbrush at his place... hes really nice...

urgh so you all know how ive been banned from sleepin out til the end of my exams next week(yes yes praise the lord)that means im missing a social gathering with all my mates tonight cos im not allowed to go sleep out, and now i have an exam first thing in the mornin cos i missed one today, cos i was ummm 1)clueless about it, 2)asleep so i have to resit this bag of wank exam tomorrow, which i aint happy about, cos that means i have to cancel on emily goin shoppin first thing, cos im gonna be sat in front of a shitty computer at school!so tonight i think i'll go and visit steve, seems like the sensible option to do, cos i cant really revise for it, and ill rather watch telly with steve than on my own, ooooooh yes, good thing bout been grounded from sleepin out on school night is that i can sleep in my own bed! i ain't slept in mine since thursday!omg, that was along time ago!hahaha!

mmmmmmmnnnnn im thinkin of ways to mentally torchure mny family, mmmmmmmmmnnnnn suicide attempt? nah, too cliche, ummmmmmmm mental state again!yes, that sounds like fun!or ummm mind games, thats even better...

i keep havin wierd dreams, last nigthi had a dream i broke into a school in the early hours of the mornin and killed the cleaner and someone else with a sword then really took the piss and burned down the building!the night before that, i killed my brother with a plate!haha thats not a dream , just wishful thinkin!mwhahahaahahahaha

well ill leave you all, go and think of who im going seeing tonight!mmmmn whos codeword for steve tonight scott or sally? i think scott, i havent been to his in a while!hahaha

later!xxxx

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title-42334

2005-06-09T22:19:37+02:00

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnng bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kill me

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study leave sucks

2005-06-06T13:04:06+02:00

im so fuckin bored!my dads at work, my brother is at school, steve is workin , and i have an exam in like 1 and a 1/2 hours and i dont really need to revise, the one thing thats keepin me goin is the fact i know im gonna see steve tonight!

the song im listening to atm what is ab fab!

i like my man like my coffee, hot, strong, and sweet like toffee...

and missy elliots new song....

everybody here get outta control

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well this is the compicated world of me....

2005-06-05T18:14:14+02:00

well this is a hard life indeed...in the last 2 weeks ave had 3 guys...and now im seein one of them, the first guy im mates with his bf, the second guy is the guy im seeing, the 3rd guy was just someone today cos i was horney...well glad i got that off my chest!

well these next 3 weeks are gonna be the most challegening for me ever!im sitting all my gcses!after beeb dropped from 3 subjects this year(and been dropped from pe isnt a bad thing)tralala suppost to be "revising" mmmmmmmmmn whgat have i been revising?the male anatomy?lol

well friday night was fuckin awesome... saw steve, went to varsity with him, made him buy me drinks (i was already pissed off sea rum)and then suprise suprise, i see cara(my mate whom i get stuck in various places with ie. Preston, Manchester)and her new boyfriend steve, (not mine) and we stay and have a few drinks with them... i said to steve that we'll only be out 1/2 an hour that turned into nearly 2 hours, we got in and i was sooooooooo horny, and was a total foxy lil bitch and blew his fuckin brains out!omg, i am quite the little man-whore!!!!

well im gonna go back to been a "studious perfect child" pribably write somethin tomorrow ....

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